WIN! Lily’s Kitchen Deckchairs + Cat food Bundle!

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Thanks for all these wonderful comments – this competition is now closed!

Congratulations to:

Keisha Vaughan and Millie!

Thank you for getting in touch, we’ll ask Lily’s Kitchen to send your prizes asap.

– Your zooplus Team

 

IT’S COMPETITION TIME!

We’ve teamed up with our pals at Lily’s Kitchen to giveaway 5x AMAZING Summer Bundles! Kit out your garden with two fabulous deckchairs decorated with the Lily’s Kitchen cat, and fill your cupboards with a huge selection of delicious Lily’s Kitchen Cat Food.

Each winner will receive the following goodies:

 2 x Lily’s Kitchen deckchairs (featuring cute snoozing cat design!)
PLUS
 A bundle of scrumptious Lily’s Kitchen cat food!
– 16 x 100g wet trays (Chicken, Lamb, Fish, Turkey)
– 16 x 400g tins (Salmon & Turkey with prawns + Chicken)

To WIN one of 5 x prize bundles, all you have to do it fill in the blanks of the sentence below, by writing your answer in the comment box (being as creative or witty as possible!) We will pick our favourite answers to win one of the prizes!

‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would _______________!’

 

But be quick! This competition closes at Friday 26th August!*

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*Terms and conditions apply, see website for details.

295 Replies to “WIN! Lily’s Kitchen Deckchairs + Cat food Bundle!”

  1. carry on behaving exactly the same. As far as she is concerned she already rules the world, or at least the bit she cares about.

  2. Widget would mostly sleep, waking only to have a wee in my poor wife’s favourite planter on our deck…. Then back to sleep again

  3. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day she would have everyone’s bathroom door open, no matter what’s going on in there.’

  4. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day she would have everyone’s bathroom door open, no matter what’s going on in there. ’

  5. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he would command that I stay seated with his favourite cushion all day, every day just in case he felt like snuggling on my lap!’

  6. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he would!’
    For cats used to be worshipped as God’s and they have not forgotten this…

  7. If one of my cats could rule the world, he would become a master chef as he is always giving a helping hand in the kitchen, taste testing and assisting moving the food from the counter.

  8. waste the opportunity by being too lazy and snoozing all day long! In between snack times of course. Can’t snooze through snack opportunities….

  9. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would ensure all vehicles were banned from roads, cats were given the same rights as humans, and that there was endless supplies of birds to play with.

  10. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would shrink all of the fences and walls to just 10cm tall, saving all that time and hassle of having to prep himself for the jump! (He is 9, and not particularly athletic!)

  11. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would eat all the lovely Lily’s Kitchen noms and still meaowww at me for more! Maxie is a greedy kitty!

  12. …INSIST everyone has a lie in until 11ish then have a spot of breakfast, followed by a snooze. A light lunch then a long afternoon nap. Stretch before partaking in a delicious evening meal and curling up just in time for bedtime. A purrrfect day for everyone.

  13. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would eat all the lovely Lily’s kitchen noms and still meowwwww for more!

  14. If my cat could rule the world for a day she would give all cats free Lily’s Kitchen Cat Food for lunch and let them snooze to their hearts content all afternoon!

  15. If my cat could rule the world for one day he would do the usual… chase mice, sleep and each Lilys kitchen food as that’s what he does best.

  16. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would find a lovely home for all the stray cats in the world. She lived as a stray for three years before she came home with us and she believes all cats should have a warm sofa to curl up on.

  17. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would …..

    design food containers that did not require thumbs to open

  18. …have king prawns for breakfast, be allowed to sleep all day in the dogs bed just because it would sooo annoy her canine arch enemy and then in the evening bring in as much of the neighbourhood wildlife as possble without the usual lecture from her human. Cat heaven!

  19. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would change international cat day to everyday, and hold cat street parties with unlimited amounts of treats and cat nip!

  20. If my cat rule the world for a day he would be a ninja, nothing more does my boy like then taking on the war of the world. Birds and bugs are not a challenge for our super hero.

  21. ‘If my cat, Bear, could rule the world for the day she would force us to sign a contract stating that we will serve her 10 meals a day for the rest of eternity, all of which must be of equal quality to a human meal!’

  22. Make it compulsory for all cats to only eat the amazing Lilly’s kitchen products purchased only from the wonderful Zooplus!!! 🙂

  23. she would drink cat milk on demand and punish trespassers with her Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon routine. She’s like Elizabeth I with paws.

  24. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would look at her humans slaves and say: this is good…and then go for nap!’

  25. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would…do exactly as she does now…because she thinks she rules the world anyway…
    ( and I admit I’m guilty for letting her!) 😃…

  26. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would turn all humans into her slaves…….oh wait, we already are!!!’

  27. If my cats could rule the world for the day they would raid Zooplus’ warehouse are get all of their favourite treats & food (maybe a cheeky new toy too :P)
    They’d also make us human rescue all the poor stray kitties so they have mummy’s and daddy’s to care for them and love them.

  28. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he would finally get to make me share my ice cream with him. His pleading eyes haven’t worked so far!’

  29. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would make it an international holiday named Catnip Catherine Day, she would be called Catherine Vll the great, would have all the pigeons as her jesters, all the humans as her chefs, all the lions and tigers as her army, and it would be ruled that all the trees would be used only for climbing!

  30. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he would force the Highland Cattle living next door to let him hunt in their field undisturbed!’

  31. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would seat on her throne really high in the sky, run after exotic birds, get belly rubs and eat only treats!

  32. If my cat could rule the world for a day, she would hypnotise all the people who are filled with prejudice and hate in the world with her loud constant purring and nuzzle them with her little wet nose until they returned to the perfect humans they were the day they were born.

  33. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would demand that all wet cat food be provided in pouches; unlike tins, these can be opened using teeth and claws leaving more time for his pet human (with those ridiculous opposable thumbs) to stroke his coat to purrfection!

  34. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he would obtain a laptop, set up a Zooplus account and order away!’

  35. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would set up a large cordon around our house to prevent other cats coming in our garden!

  36. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he would keep doors open especially to the outside world, ensure there was an endless supply of his favourite fishy snacks, have a cat nip party with all his woodland friends (Mr Squirrel and Mr Fox) and spend the evening scratching his humans brand new sofa.

  37. Exterminate all dogs !! Even the smallest ones ! Dry out every source of water on the planet !! And make us humans not to leave the house under any circumstances , and serve him , scratch and play and feed and be quiet when time for sleep …

  38. …..curl up in her deckchair and order her staff at Lily’s Kitchen to bring forth, at once, a dish of the finest Minced Mouse Moussaka.

  39. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would clean every cat’s litter in the world!
    (Our one year old cat loves it when it’s all clean and tidy, she spends all her time cleaning after other cats in our house, as soon as they’ve been!)

  40. If my cat could rule the world for the day, she would regard it as an insult: she is, after all, Queen of The Universe, and has minions to look after insignificant planets like Earth.

  41. If my cat could rule the world for the day, she would make sure that all Lilies’ cat-foods were made feline-friendly to be opened with a single swipe of the paw.

  42. If my cat Darwin could rule the world for the day he would banish all dogs indoors, eat salmon, snooze, get unlimited belly tickles from his subjects, play with birdies, eat, and then perhaps another snooze!

  43. If my cat Leopold Sebastian ruled the world for the day he would be king of the tin opener!!! That would make his world Purrfect!!!!

  44. Paws for thought and then carry on as normal. Gato already rules the world – our world – and we wouldn’t have it any other way. Purrfect!

  45. IF MY CAT COULD RULE THE WORLD FOR A DAY TO VISIT LILY’S KITCHEN WITHOUT HIS Dr KNOWING, AND TO SIT IN HIS OWN DECKCHAIR WOULD BE HIS IDEA OF HEAVEN

  46. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would stow away in a Zooplus delivery lorry, and eat all his favoutite Lilly’s Kitchen Proper food for Cats , before coming back home and sleeping for the rest of the day, on my bed!

  47. Have a Zooplus box on top of the cupboard – so he chew the corners as much as he wants, and sleep in it when he gets tired!

  48. Make me shave her legs, put on stockings and red stiletoes and a fabulous matching wiggle dress, Handbag & wear a blonde hairpiece and designer shades. go chauffer driven to the zooplus warehouse and seduce the CEO – with her mascara eyes….take his job…sack him & all humans there and send all the gorgeous food out to all the cats and dogs & in the World, Then they would all become hooked on Zooplus ..and Zooplus would rule the World of animals!

  49. Bailey would play all day long. Belle would nap on her Daddy’s knee. But if deckchairs came their way, they would expect their staff to put them up in the sun and let them chill for ever more.

  50. If my cat could rule the world for one day he would ensure that all demands for attention would be met when requested so that he doesn’t have to keep shouting at human mum to do so. After all, he is 17 so one shouldn’t have to wait at that age. He would also insist that all nasty tasting medicines and tablets are given to human Mum instead. Kind of like a taste of her own medicine.

  51. ask for his prize to be donated directly to Freshfields Animal Rescue in Liverpool who work tirelessly to rehome local animals.

  52. If Sox could rule the world he would start by making his first speech addressed to all and I’d imagine would be like this: “my fellow felines today is a great day for change. I maybe very old but in my time on this rock I have had my share of challenges. When I fought the fox that took my leg I promised I would make it my mission for cats everywhere to live without fear of attack or cheap cat food. From this day my cat kin we shall be the rulers of earth!! Stand up against the humans and take this land for ourselves. We can pee anywhere we choose!!! Cough up fur balls on any expensive materials. No longer must we have set meal times instead gourmet food bought only from zooplus.com will be available all day everyday. no longer we shall be owned by these humans that insult us by rejecting and discard our half dead gifts… From this day forward cats, we are in charge …for we are….. CATOPIA!!!!!!!

  53. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would squeak-miaow at his humans to bring him his teddy bear to accompany him outside on the 2nd deck chair. He’d curl up, then jump circuits from one chair to the next, pulling himself under the chair on his back, hiding in wait for any intruders. Then when Peanut got hungry, he’d jump-climb to the top of his Lilly’s Kitchen cat food pyramid mountain, pawing at his favourite natural cat food flavours, knocking them into his human if she was too slow to open them. In his own words: Look into my big dark eyes human I R cute kanga-kitty world dominator..and you can’t handle the truth “meep”. 😼😽😺

  54. My Cats would issues orders for the flat to be even more kitted out with activity centres, balance poles around the walls and across the ceiling, lots of scratching poles, new selection of fancy toys and a nice Garden area creatated on our balcony. Then likely a nap!. After that their favourite meal and constant fusses and loving all day long and forever more. I think they’d like the ability to talk too so their orders can be followed out correctly by me!. Love them 😀💕 Dxx

  55. If my cats could rule the world for the day, they would sit atop the finest cat activity tree from Zooplus looking down on their ever faithful servant (me!) giving me the kitty eyes whenever they want feeding or treating! Alas the crown that was bestowed on them wouldn’t be worn, it would be slept in for a right royal catnap, and the cloak would be used for a good old game of hide and seek!

  56. Hello – I am sadie Quinlan and Ive have just written my entry for your competition. If I could make just one small adjustion please? could you replace the word ‘seduce’ with mesmerise’ ? please? I this ‘seduce’ would give the wrong sort of image of her. otherwiise I think it is quite funniy!

    thank you

    Sadie Quinlan

    whosesadie@gmail.com

  57. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day she would declare that all human beds (complete with pillows, duvets and their human inhabitants!) belong to her – their primary purpose being places for her to practice clawing and padding until they’re deemed comfortable enough for her to snooze on/in/around…until she moved on to the next spot!’

  58. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day … ‘
    Pardon me? You mean he *doesn’t* already rule the world?
    We are all totally under our kitty’s paw.

  59. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would make the government rule that the makers of antifreeze add a bittering agent that makes it unattractive to cats, other pets & wildlife then she wouldn’t have lost her 2 gorgeous brothers to poisoning by some evil person who laced tuna fish with antifreeze 🙁

  60. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would _______________!’

    My Archie would demand a free national distribution centre with access to proper superior cat foods ~ Luxury complete food for all cats, posh, feral or equivalent! 😻🍴✌🏼️ x

  61. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would take everyone to the woods in the morning to go hunting and climbing while all the humans played music and cooked food for them, take a catnap on the fallen leaves and then take everyone to the beach in the afternoon/evening so the humans could make sandcastles for him and his friends to pounce, climb on and dig up before lying on the warm sand to fall asleep with the sound of the sea! (Really though, he’d probably give equal rights to all animals the same as most humans have but, you know, I had to be creative, not realistic!) @Ruth Leah Funniest comment! I love your answer!

  62. If my cat ruled the world for one day he would turn all cats ginger because he knows that gingers will one day rule the world (smiling with a cheeky glint in his eyes). His ginger hooman slave agrees.

  63. If my cat could rule the world for a day:
    Everyday would be just PURRfect,
    there would be no barking dogs with their snarling threats,
    there would be no big CATastrophes,
    just a warm place to sleep on his owner’s knees,
    no PUSS would be superfluous,
    it would drive the dogs delirious,
    and Lily’s Kitchen everyday,
    on a plate made from cornish clay.

  64. My cat would insist that my husband gets up at the crack of dawn so that she is given the fine dining she is used to. And she would turn the heating on all day… No matter wether it’s sweltering outside.

  65. If my cat could rule the world for the day, she would give all homeless or neglected animals loving new homes and obedient owners.

  66. Stand as a candidate in the upcoming American Election to make sure Donald Trump doesn’t become President.

  67. Well my cat Mickey would probably rip everything to shreds and raid the ham in the fridge , whilst trying to impress my lady cat hhmmm haha!!! 🙂

  68. Enforce a wake-up time of 4am for everyone, banish all the other cats for miles around and have a parade of people lined up ready to provide head scratches to his majesty.

  69. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would remove all the worlds problems with his hypnotic purr and sandpaper kisses! His laws would be clear do what you want when you want as long as you leave him alone while he is sleeping!

  70. Put other cats in charge to control their human owners to be at their beck and call….Oh….Seems that’s already a daily thing, so be able to visit “Human Cafe’s” and get enjoyment out of them chilling out and having fun and getting petted by us furry felines !

  71. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would ensure cuddles from her humans were available on demand. She would banish water and fill the seas with catnip, send my dog to puppy jail and have an endless supply of chicken and fish!

  72. My cat would commission Lily’s Kitchen to launch a new food flavour in his honour – sauteed mouse with cheese, delicatedly scented with catnip. He’d ask for his own portion to be served on a tray with a side order of cat grass and delivered to his deck chair at a time of his choosing.

  73. Naturally, he would deliver happiness and make sure all our pets stay in the pink by giving Lily’s Kitchen meals to every cat and dog. They would also receive unlimited toys and play time with their favourite people – and cosy warm places to sleep off their delicious Lily’s Kitchen dinners. 🙂

  74. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would, as per usual, expect me to actually ‘do’ everything while he does ‘helping’ by keeping guard so we can run and hide in case a strange human appears or, even worse, a doggy! At least, this is what he does when we’re in the big scary world together and washing the car or tidying the front graden. He tells me that doing stuff is ‘difficult with paws’ so as I have hands I have to ‘do’ while he supervises; I guess that means he rules the world already, or at least he rules mine (wouldn’t have it any other way though).
    Also, as he usually gets four little meaty cat meals in a day, his ruling the world day would mean he gets the thing he is always angling for: the ‘five meat day’!

  75. If Jenny who is 19 and isn’t as well as she once was, due to thyroid and kidney problems, ruled the World for a day she would stop all conflict and cruelty and let humans see the error of their ways which would suddenly make them change for ever. Plus most importantly, she would have me put her on my bed and have cuddles for a who day!
    Bliss!

  76. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would demand all the attention of everyone in the world, demand lots of different foods, have her own queen size bed…basically just another day for my little princess!

  77. …he would sleep all day and hunt all night. He is in charge and the only way to influence him is by using dreamies and catnip.

  78. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would make all humans his slave ‘playmate’ to give him endless treats, wet-food and rubs. No one could tell him where not to climb, scratch, or have private time. He’d banish the need to brush, claw-clip or go to the vet. He’d create a mandate for people ‘to love & cuddle, to be patient & kind, and pay their special pets the attention and care they deserve and never to take them for granted!’

  79. If my cat could rule the world she would win this competition, then chow down on her delicious Lily’s kitchen catfood before curling up on her deckchair for a sunbathe and snooze…purrfect!

  80. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would make me his slave and demand freshly cooked meat (especially chicken) and chin rubs all day long.

  81. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would decree that by law, all cat slaves (i.e. us) install sushi bar-style conveyor belts that ran around the house and garden to his favourite spots and stopped and started with a touch of the paw, laden with treats and food.

  82. Would have the street to herself (no other cat intruders, please), have our dog (who is quite terrified of her anyway) feed her whenever she wants and, of course, have freshly cleaned washing to lie on daily.

  83. Ollie would continue to do what he enjoys most, for example: lying in the sink, bath, on my bed or kitchen work surface; climbing inside cupboards, wardrobes, drawers and the fridge and chasing the girls around the house and then demanding the best seat in the house….my knee!

  84. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day she would go online and use my zooplus account to buy enough treats to last her forever!”

  85. He would ask why it took us so long to notice. At 2 am in the morning. By either a) licking your face or b) sitting on your face.

  86. If my cat could rule the world for a day, he would ban the dog from sleeping on the fluffy rug so he could stretch out as much as possible and be hand fed endless treats

  87. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would stay outside forever hunting everything with wings (flys) and legs (spiders)!

  88. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day she would have food galore all day long, and be served on like a Queen…actually I think she may already rule the world in our house!

  89. If my cat could rule the world for the day, Boisterous Boris would order king prawns for all cats in the world, Yum!!!

  90. If my cat could rule the world for one day he would make cats the rightfully supreme rulers and ensure that every single cat had a human being to serve their every whim. He would decree that all cats had a warm home, a snuggly sofa and multiple choices of beds to move between so they always have somewhere comfy to sleep for multiple hours a day. He would make it law that all cat food be nutritious and delicious and plentiful so that no cat would ever go hungry. He would also add a bylaw that insisted that cats had a legal right to sit on their human minions heads, at whatever time in the night they wanted to, and paw at their heads to be fussed and fed, regardless of said minion needing sleep. Lastly he would ensure that all cats had a right to as many toys as they desire, even though they may only play with them once and then promptly lose them under the sofa/bed/refrigerator and at least one half of these toys must include catnip in them.
    P.S he says we should also refer to him The Furry Overlord at all times.

  91. If my cat ruled the world for one day he would decree all animals protected and cats be worshipped as the superior species amongst all animals

  92. Would dine with her favourite toy mouse so that she did have share her Lily’s food. She would declare a four day weekend to ensure all humans have enough time to serve there cats. I hope Lorelei rules one day!

  93. If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would establish even more borders for anyone not to bother!

  94. If my cat could rule the world for the day, she would pay my boyfriend and I to stay home from work to provide a lap to sit on and constant bowl refilling!

  95. Banish all conventional doors and have them replaced with motion sensor activated sliding doors by law. Make the use of water pistols a legal offence. Make it rain mice and prawns twice a day.

  96. He’d command all his servants to never cease stroking him, except when serving delicious delicacies to him in a clean bowl. Then get back to the stroking.

  97. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would sit around all day watching funny videos of humans on the Internet.

  98. Insist that her prey wear luminous collars so that she doesn’t have to expend too much energy in finding them, all the more fun to then bring them home ( preferably live ) to Human Mum and watch her screaming and sobbing as she balances precariously on the chair seat.

  99. Is posting an answer for the Lily’s kitchen comp on ‘comments’ the way to enter? It doesn’t appear there’s any other way other than via Facebook. I don’t do Facebook.

  100. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would establish her headquarters in a giant duvet den held up by her two human slaves, and have her own pet guinea pig/PA so that she can torment it to her hearts’ content!

    On the plus side, her human slaves would live on nothing but share-size bags of chocolate so that Her Supreme Highness can hoard all the tear off strips from the top of the packets. Because clearly they are the BEST toys. Period.

  101. Issue a command that every door on the planet be destroyed so that no cat would ever again be on the wrong side of one.

  102. Sit outside all day but make sure the door is open to use the litter box….his dainty (large) bottom is not made for the outdoors!

  103. Well I guess it’d depend on which day…

    Maybe hang out with me if it’s Mumday or…

    Go hunting if it’s Shrewsday.

    But then if it’s Weedsday, she might go for a bramble in the fields…

    However, she may decide to meet her mates at the local fish pond for a drink, if it’s Thirstday.

    Maybe climb a tree if it’s Firday?

    Surely she’d abuse the litterbox (to our dismay) if it’s Scatterday!

    But most of all – enjoy a lazy catnap in a Lilly’s Kitchen deckchair, if it’s Sunnyday!

    • Hi Millie!

      Congratulations, you are one of our 5 lucky winners! We loved your competition entry – we hope you and your cat enjoy a lazy catnap in your new deckchairs on ‘Sunnyday’!

      To claim your prize bundle, please email us competitions@zooplus.co.uk with your name, address and customer ID (if applicable). Please get in contact by midday 16/9/2016.

      Best wishes,
      Your zooplus Team

  104. My cat would rescue all cats that are stray and subject to cruelty, and ensure they all have human staff to boss the way she does. Also, she would declare the entire day a ‘national nap day’ in order to celebrate how much cats love sleep (cats only – humans cannot participate).

  105. If my cat ruled the world she would expect to be served tuna at every meal, to be able to sleep wherever she wants and to have all doors opened for her on demand, so it would be pretty much the same as now.

  106. He would gather together all of the animals and ‘play’ with them *ahem, i mean he would bat them all (no matter how big or small, hes not afraid of anything…except my partner lol!). He would also run about like mad until he fell over dizzy!

  107. Gather up all the fish and prawns in all the land. Make them sing “we love you Sebastian” whilst wearing We Love Sebastian t-shirts, before gobbling them all up.

  108. Since I have 2 they would first need to establish who exactly will rule and then have brought treats and cuddles and just behave like the little king and queen they are. Unfortunately I doubt they would get me rich to son this every day so they’d insist once the day is over to have another one…

  109. My young man cat Alfie already rules his world. That is his siblings Sox,Charlie and Domino let him. He is so georgous nobody man or cat can say no to him. purrrrrrrrrrrr xxx

  110. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would order a national laser chase day and humans would have to entertain him with their laser toys!

  111. she would make sure there were some minimum standards (that met her purr-fect standards) for all aspects of pet/animal care for every pet/animal in the world, including a top quality food for all e.g. as provided by the fantabulous Lily’s Kitchen! I also think she’d quite like all the humans to be vegans/vegetarians too… and of course for her to always do exactly as she pleased! Those are my opinions (I don’t speak cat!), but my other half says she would make me feed her all of her (Lily’s Kitchen) food in one go & then when that ran out she would gobble me instead -oh well, each to their own!

  112. Invest resources and money into the development of cat saddles so that people or small animals could ride about on them, thus competing with horses worldwide.
    (Olympic Cat Dressage for Tokyo 2020)

  113. If my cat could rule the world for one day she’d probably have me neutered and take her revenge on the small human, slowly.

  114. If my cat could rule the world for a day he would run outside and jump and play…
    Then laze around, sleep the hours away!
    Posing, purring in the summer sun,
    Chasing flies and birds for fun!
    Enjoy a tickle on his furry chest,
    Eat a mound of M’Hearties, that he likes best!

  115. If my cats could rule the world for the day, they’d transport us all back in time to ancient Egypt. This would mean lots more eyeliner-wearing and perhaps some hieroglyphics lessons for humans, but all cats would assume their rightful place in society and be worshipped again once more.

    • Hi Keisha!

      Congratulations, you are one of our 5 lucky winners! We loved your competition entry – we agree, our cats would definitely transport us back to a time when they were worshipped!

      To claim your prize bundle, please email us competitions@zooplus.co.uk with your name, address and customer ID (if applicable). Please get in contact by midday 16/9/2016.

      Best wishes,
      Your zooplus Team

  116. eat, sleep and bounce around like a loon knocking things of the sides with his tail so basically just act like it was just any other day

  117. She would lay on the deck chair demanding delicious dinners from lillys kitchen , then snooze . Now that would be one purrfectly catisfied cat !

  118. If my cat could rule the world one day,
    He would go off to find his friends and say
    “Let’s hurry to Lily’s (Kitchen) to eat our fill,
    Then to the beach to sit and chill”(in those lovely deckchairs!)

  119. … She would make the dog homeless, make sure it never rain’s in her garden and make it law there is a never-ending supply of treats!!

  120. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day she would _______________!’ Be crowned best mouser and all round best hunting skills.

  121. If my cat could rule the world for the day she would convert the whole world production to a single thing: cans of tuna!

  122. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would order an unlimited supply of Lily’s Kitchen from Zooplus. Loads of delicious food to eat all day and plenty of boxes to sit in. Perfect.

  123. ‘If my cat could rule the world for the day, he’……would delegate the job to someone else as it would severely intrude on his nap time! Yes, even ruling the world would be beneath him!

  124. Billy would touch all the things he’s not allowed to touch like house plants and cups of tea and Catty Meow would get him self a disco ball and a paddling pool, because water and light are his favourite things.

  125. make her human family play games with her all day which they cannot win or she’ll get very grumpy – followed by a foodathon with her cat mates from the neighbourhood.

  126. OMG, I was just “talking” to my cat about this yesterday…

    So, if my cat could rule the world for the day she would deem it ILLEGAL for humans to take stupid pictures of cats and post them on the internet. To appease her natural instinct to hunt, the meat, fish, and poultry section of supermarkets would allow customers to catch their own (The beef section, obviously, is brutal).

    Dogs would die, birds would “mysteriously” go missing, water would deminish, scratching posts would be everywhere along with comfortable couches. All boundaries would be decided by her, which no human could break. She would punish all violators severely.

    We have been warned… 🙂

  127. She would order me, her slave, to lay treats out for her all over the floors of our house so she could eat whenever she liked and for our dog to be locked up in a cupboard for the day with her plump body blocking the door.

  128. If my cat could rule the world for a day he would redirect research funds into the development of tuna flavoured mice and REALLY comfy beds, have all humans trained in cat massage and reprogram that stupid dog so that she accepts that she IS his mum and fetch the duck treats right now.

  129. ….be able to make his own food and wouldn’t have to pester his humans to make it for him! Oh and get 23 hours sleep of course!

  130. Make the cat slaves (humans) on this planet conform to real time (AKA cat time) where 3am is the essential time for playing & brushing.

  131. ‘Deck-lare’ a ‘claws’ on all her human subjects to provide love, affection and kindness to all felines. So like Lily’s cat food they can form the natural ingredients for a healthy, happy and well balanced 9 lives worldwide.

  132. If my cat could rule the world for the day he would make all humans join in on the Great Fly Hunt, jumping around the room, knocking over all glasses and plants and having a good chew on all the juicy flies.

  133. If my cat could rule the world for the day he/she would become an evil criminal mastercat so that he could befriend Mr Bigglesworth and show him how it’s done.

  134. Freely roam everybodies houses!

    She’s very nosey and regularly goes into my neighbours houses whilst their back are turned, though she has been known to also stroll straight passed them

  135. If my cat ruled the world for the day he would be like Goldilocks and go around testing every bed in the house to see which one is the most comfiest and then proceed to spread out on his chosen one knowing full well that on a normal day this wouldn’t happen. He would definitely then look like the cat that got the cream!!! (or the bed in his case).

  136. Thanks for all these wonderful comments – this competition is now closed! We will be announcing a winner next week. Keep your paws crossed!

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